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Angus, Thongs, and Full-Frontal Snogging — something, though not neccessarily a review
Posted by smokingpen in book reviews on January 30, 2009
I started and finished reading Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging yesterday. Wait! That is not entirely true. I started it a couple of days ago, didn’t really find the time to work on reading it, started it last night, and a handful (or less) of hours later I finished it. And with that, I have to say it was rather vacuous. With that said, the book has been, actually, rather popular. In fact, the entire series of books has been rather popular. More, the girl who checked me out at the bookstore (in Provo, UT) thought I was purchasing the book for Erin (who may have been holding Camper at the time) and I had to correct her. At which time she said, “You can get your husband to read books like this?”
Erin said, “I don’t have to make him read anything.”
The girl said something else and then gave a glowing review of the books. I looked at her. She was on the portly side. Noted the kind of girl and attitude and then left a little upset because, well, I read a lot of different kinds of books and don’t like being lumped into a single genre category. Sure, I have some of everything sitting around and am currently reading (because it was bought for me and I feel a small measure of obligation) Cory Doctorow‘s Little Brother with the intention of going through at least one book on the backlist of titles before reading The Explosionist
(by Jenny Davidson) (Erin ordered it for me the other week). The point to all of this being that I am as likely to read a lot of different things from classics (hello, The Jungle Book
anyone??? and War and Peace
and a lot of others) as well as non-fiction and general popular fiction and unpopular fiction and a whole host of other things. It is what I do.
However, getting back to the book at hand, Erin read it some weeks ago. She was not impressed. Honestly, we have similar enough tastes that if I think a book is REALLY good she will most likely think the same thing. However, if I am reading a book for the pleasure of reading the book then chances are she won’t make it very far into the book. I did read The Sparrow, which was okay and I have taken a piece of the book and used it in explanation on relationships (because, I mean, come on folks, Mary Doria Russell, though not my favorite author, has her stuff going on even if I don’t personally enjoy her writing). The point to all of this is that Erin didn’t give Angus, Thongs, and Full-Frontal Snogging the highest marks and as a result I’ve not too eagerly placed it in my queue.
With that said, I was expecting Cycler to be an enjoyable book and found it to be poorly conceived.
After reading Angus, Thongs, and Full-Frontal Snogging I have to say that the book was shallow, without thought, the characters were not all that interesting, Georgia, the protagonist (and whose journal we are following) is shallow. She thinks people should just defer to her. She also thinks she is ugly and has a big nose. And yet, the Sex God (her words) finds her attractive and ignores the fact that, according to Georgia, she has a snoz the size of Wisconsin. In this case, though, she is in the UK and her friends all agree that her nose is not her best quality while her teeth are her best quality. I have to say, I don’t think I want people telling me my best feature is my teeth. Of course, I am weird and not a fourteen year old girl and I don’t have to read this for any other reason than to critique it and, quite frankly, Erin had me read The True Confessions of Charlotte Doyle entirely to see what a male author should be doing when it comes to writing about a female character. Not that Angus, Thongs, and Full-Frontal Snogging is necessarily a good reference about the female experience. It is a book with a female point of view, a female protagonist, and set in the female thought process. As a result, (and I am assuming this is a generally useful rule) all women find parts of their bodies completely unattractive and become unreliable narrators when dealing with body parts.
Why is this important?
Good question. One of my protagonists is a woman. Well, a girl. About the same age as Georgia. So, it follows that reading what a woman would write about a girl of an age is worth reading . . . at least, worth checking out.
The difference between this and, say, something else entirely is that understanding the why as well as the what allows me to be a more conscientious writer. Of course, most of what I’ve been reading of late has been written in first person limited. This, of course, is not necessarily the way I want to write most of what I want to write: third person limited is a bit more fun (for me) and as a result, when I do write first person it’s because the tone of the story calls for it. Not very often.
As an aside, I wonder if I will look back at my writing in twenty years and see that I’ve written a disproportionately large number of stories in the first person. Heck, this was the reason I picked up Kim Harrison‘s novel Dead Witch Walking and discovered a rather remarkable story teller. The point in all of this is that the nature and tone of Angus, Thongs, and Full-Frontal Snogging, though written as a journal or diary, is still first person and as a result we cannot trust what the narrator has to say about anything.
Along with that, I find it interesting to note that books for teenage girls have to be filled with characters who have unique and very odd names. In real life, and I mean this and I wish author’s would listen, people don’t have odd names. They don’t have cutesy names. When they do, they get beat up and made fun of, or do the beating up and making fun of other people with strange and/or unusual names. As a result, I find it difficult to follow books like this. What this does not mean (for those keeping some kind of score) is that I am not going to read these books in the future. It does mean I won’t be going out and buying them. I think this is one of the exceptions to the library rule.
Someone out there might ask: What is the library rule? I might share that someday.
Anyway, I didn’t find a lot of enjoyment out of reading Angus, Thongs, and Full-Frontal Snogging. It was definitely a quick read. Didn’t require a lot of thought. I started and before I knew it I was almost all the way through it. In that sense, I am pretty certain the author did a great job. However, when I read I want to get something out of it. All I got out of this is that Georgia doesn’t respect her father. She isn’t a good friend. She is selfish, self-centered, and doesn’t listen. Sure, that is all teenagers. But in this case, the teenness of the story is taken to an extreme.
Unless you are a teenager and are in need of passable teen chicklit, I’d avoid this book.
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Selling the Hyundai Accent
Posted by smokingpen in Personal Entries, family on January 28, 2009
For those that care (or just want to know) we are selling Erin‘s 2007 Hyundai Accent GS. The listings are as follows:
- http://www.cars.com/go/search/detail.jsp?paId=301276002
- http://www.vehix.com/inventory/VehicleDetails.aspx?inventoryid=7700000142952F&owner=true
The cars.com ad places this car for sale on Yahoo! Auto as well as a bunch of other places. Even if you aren’t interested, if you know someone that is, please send them our way.
Thanks
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The Problems with Traditional Print Publications
Posted by smokingpen in opinion, theory, work on January 27, 2009
First off, I updated /story with a story (of sorts) titled Eighth and Vine. I will be making visual changes to those pages so… at present it doesn’t require anyone to log in to see it. Not sure if I will keep that rule alive as I don’t want to monitor people signing up and approving them. Though, I will admit, I may add something like Google Adwords or a PayPal donation button on the page. Not expecting a lot of anything, though I do plan to show off some of my work through here.
With that said, I think the publishing industry has almost everything wrong. When I say that, I love, LOVE, reading books printed on paper. I would like to read books on a Kindle or Sony eReader. As a result, I don’t know what I would think-slash-feel about it, though I have a feeling that it would be a semi-enjoyable experience. Especially since these devices have been sweeping the publishing industry.
However, what makes the industry completely off target, and more specifically the speciality magazine industry, is that they expect business as usual. In this context, that is publication on cheap paper with an inexpensive printing process for a premium price. One of the starts to, say, the science fiction and fantasy publishing genres (especially short fiction) was publishing the dime store novel and the dime store paperback on cheap paper for next to nothing. Authors weren’t paid a whole heck of a lot and as a result, they had to produce a lot in order to make any money.
The problem today is that authors expect to be paid a great deal more than the current market will support. At the same time, the publisher wants to make more per magazine than the market is willing to bear. The outcome is the stickiness factor. When an individual or company can demand more money over a period of time, they are less likely to accept less money and will attempt to hold out for the higher amount for a period of time. This stickiness keeps some people out of job markets, keeps recessions going longer than the need to, and turns recessions into depressions. Honestly, we are heading, very quickly, into a depression (in the United States) and this is a time of opportunity for people who are not worrying about stickiness.
In the case of magazines, I would imagine the lack of a new business model will drive a lot of the staid magazines out of business. Part of the reason for this is that magazines want to make money not only on the proliferation of advertisements inside (count them sometime, you might be surprised that in most popular and successful magazines there are more advertisements than articles or pictures or anything else. Granted, when I read a magazine I like (say Backpacker) I enjoy looking at the advertisements and seeing what is new and interesting out in the world. Since my like (or love) of horses is coming out, reading magazines dealing with horses and horesback riding and by extension I like to see the advertisements on saddles and equipment and barns and other things. There is a purpose in advertisements for specific kinds of magazines and as a result, other than revenue stream for the magazine, is that the people buying and reading the magazine end up indirectly supporting it.
However, some magazines don’t lend themselves to real advertisement support (in that way). I mean, when you have a closed environment the kinds of advertisements are minimized. In a science fiction-slash-fantasy magazine you can advertise other magazines, you can advertise writing groups, you can advertise publishers, you get the point. Where with a backpacking magazine there are a lot of related tertiary industries that will find a market within the backpacking environment, the science fiction environment doesn’t have that. More, the outcome of the industry is literally dead if you can’t get your fans to support you. Where the revenue stream requires sales of a magazine to cover costs, and magazine sales, on a month-to-month basis don’t cover costs and advertisements don’t make up the difference or add to the overall revenue stream, the outcome is a dying industry.
What allows an industry to succeed, though, is to look at what is successful and as a result, what can be adopted to make the enterprise more successful. What I suggested to a musician (who was offering me a free CD) was that he should send me the MP3′s. They don’t cost him anything except for his time. There is no physical medium he has to pay for. I suggested to an editor of a magazine that instead of giving away paper copies of his magazines for review, he should only send PDF documents for review. If the reviewer wants a paper copy, he/she can print it off. Or read it on a Kindle or a Sony eReader (I want one or the other, not too picky). Instead of spending money on print editions and postage, a company can save money by simply sending the reviewer a digital edition.
On top of the digital editions, an online edition that requires a logon is a good way to build a revenue stream. Regardless of the logon (coupled with a monthly or yearly fee) you have adverts and a request to donate. In fact, there should be no time when something is presented (free or otherwise) to people where money is not asked for. Various authors have given away their stories and in some cases have said, “If you like this, give me what you think it is worth,” and then allowed for donations. Other’s have said, “If you like this, go and buy my books. It’s more of the same.” The outcome is that money is requested in some form or another and people who choose not to adapt will die.
Survival of the fittest doesn’t just apply to evoltion. And in this context (as in evolution) it is not the fittest that survive, but the creature that can adapt to a changed or changing environment. The outcome of survival is that magazines that want to continue living as magazines have to move to a different revenue stream and a different medium. And yes, the REAL outcome is that magazines in paper (or print) formats will still exist, and will exist even stronger than they do under the current revenue streams.
Finally, I am pretty certain (as in many areas) that with an infusion of capital I could take this on and prove that a science fiction-slash-fantasy magazine can succeed under these circumstances and I am willing to bet that with a $5000.00 infusion of capital I can make a lot more money. What’s more, authors would not be paid on acceptance, but based on a revenue sharing stream where the accepted work would receive a percentage of all revenue based on it’s initial run and a smaller percentage over time after its initial run.
And in this fashion, folks, I would turn this small genre publishing industry on its head and show the world how to be successful in the new Web2.0.
If anyone wants to bet on my, I am more than happy to talk strategy.
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Generic Updates
Posted by smokingpen in economy, experience, family on January 26, 2009
As I wrote that title, I had images of growing up in Texas and going to the H.E.B for food and then heading down the generic isle that was filled with white boxes, black lettering, ingredients, and a barcode. Because teenagers aren’t all that creative, one of the things we ended up doing was putting barcodes on our shirts and clothes as an emblem of our generictude. However, the outcome of all of this is that you could get cheese snacks, crackers, cookies, and all sorts of other things for very little money and it generally tasted good. As this was before the public internet, rumors had it that major food manufacturers made the products and then sold them to grocery stores without advertising or anything else. Other than being something that connects one thought with what I am planning on writing, there is little else that connects the two thought processes (the second of which I haven’t shared yet), and yet I proceed.
For starters (and I will post links when it is done) Erin and I are going to sell her Hyundai Accent. The cost will be $10,000. It’s a 2007 and in great condition. She got a Simonize warranty on it and called the dealer (that sold her the warranty) to find out that we had to take it to a Hyundai authorized retailer who then had to write a letter that was then forwarded to Simonize who would, most likely, send out one of their reps to try and clean the problem and only then would they consider whether or not the problem is covered under the warranty. I have to tell you, not all that promising. Regardless, we put four new All Season tires on the car today, am getting it detailed tomorrow. Taking pictures. And then advertising it for sale tomorrow.
Truth told, we are hoping to end up in England for work. In which case, we will also be selling my car. Though, at present, we are only selling Erin’s.
I am still looking for work. And I am looking for work in England as well as the United States. This does not mean I am going to get a job in England, though, I have to admit, I hope I do. It’s just one of those things. What that means (for you all) is that I have been reworking my resume and will probably create a page with the All Purpose resume or the Technical Writer variant or whatever on this website. I am also thinking of putting up the All Purpose cover letter as well.
On a slightly different tack, I am also going to take a short story I wrote a couple of years ago for a class and post it under /story. My plan for that was this past Sunday (yesterday) but ended up hanging with the fam (Erin and Camper) rather than playing with websites. Truth told, the resume update requires that I change some of the look of the website in order to accomodate the changes and as a result the outcome (e.g. your ability to see it) will take some time. At the same time, I will also be doing some altering for the short fiction I am posting, though that will probably be slightly faster.
I think, for the moment, that shall be it. More tomorrow.
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Back into Politics
Posted by smokingpen in Politics on January 23, 2009
I have decided, for the past little while, to pretty much say nothing in regard to the political discourse the nation is going through. This is, in part, due to the rather obvious change in nature of the voting public with an African-American president, first lady, and two children. Though, I do have to say that people who think the responsibilities of an African-American First Lady are any different than say Laura or Barbara Bush or Hillary Clinton are pretty stupid. Michelle Obama will perform her duties just like every other modern late 20th and early 21st century president’s wives.
With that out of the way, I think President Obama is doing a bang up job for his first few days. He’s ordered the GITMO prison to be closed within the next year. That’s a good development. He’s also ordered some of GW’s allowable coersion techniques to no longer be allowable. In essence, we as a nation are moving closer to a more strict interpretation of the Geneva Convention, of which the United States is a signator. There is absolutely nothing wrong with making sure that our military is treating enemy combatants humanely. And there is nothing wrong with those same combatants either being charged and tried for crimes or being released. Of course, there are issues as to where they would be released as some of the people in Guantanamo Bay are there with no where to go and no need to be in GITMO, opening the question, “Where do we send them?” The answer is to our soils under supervision, but what do I know.
Along with that, President Obama is pushing forward his stimulus package. This one will not benefit people like it did in the past under GW. He’s promoting job growth and economic development rather than trying to convince people to go out and spend money. Not necessarily a bad thing as we ended up paying off some bills with the check we got last year (apparently, this is a pre-2008 tax filing adjustment that will be further adjusted when we file taxes this year), which was nice. I am sure if we get a refund this year we will pay more bills. Lots-o-fun.
Of course, the outcome of the innauguration was that Chief Justice Roberts, who flubbed the Presidential Oath, had to redo the oath with President Obama on Wednesday evening sans his wife and all of the dignataries but with a whole bunch of press standing there watching, taking pictures (and notes) and film. As a result, and if you watched the inauguration, Chief Justice Roberts was laughable and now President Obama has taken the oath of office. Which reminded me of a M*A*S*H episode where Kilnger has decided to re-up in the military after his wife has left him for the butcher (or some other at home and not in the military kind of occupation) and Colonel Potter swears him back in with the Presidential Oath, thereby negating his re-upping in the military, which allows Klinger to not have to try to go AWOL. The point in this is, just because there is an oath doesn’t mean the person taking it immediately becomes president, and being president was something we decided Barack Obama was going to be at noon on January 20, 2009 whether he stood in front of the nation and promised to do the job or not. We expect the promise, the oath, and so we got it. And because (I am sure) there are legal obligations involved in this as well as voting obligations, he took it a second time more than twenty-four hours later.
Wicked fun.
There will always be things I don’t agree with from any President. GW pretty much got me disagreeing with him the moment he decided we needed to invade Iraq and knowingly deceived the nation into agreeing to the invasion. Obama is pro-abortion and as a result, I am not going to support those areas of his presidency; but then, I think the way GW went about stopping abortion funding in developing nations where rape and other crimes caused the pregnancy was equally bad. Not exactly a fan of abortion, but my opinion has altered over the years and I am not in a position (or have any desire) to share it.
The problem’s I have seen, other than another Kennedy trying to get into politics, is that Illinois has gone back to politics as usual. I think it is interesting that in the face of overwhelming evidence, the current (and impeached) governor denies he did anything wrong. Point in case, it is wrong to sell a political seat. The govenor offered the seat for money. He broke the law. The FBI has evidence. There is sufficient evidence to support the impeachment.
Anyway, at the moment politics are kind of boring. Ford stock is still down. Borders Group stock is slightly up (they have six months to go over $1.00 a share) and I am still looking for work.
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A Comment on the Death of Comics
Posted by smokingpen in entertainment, opinion, theory on January 22, 2009
Tor.com, repurposed to be a user friendly experience where authors and editors come together to present a series of articles, stories, links, and insights into all things fantasy and science fiction has an article the other day on the death of comic books. Specifically, one example of the impending demise of the comic book as we know it is the inflation of the cost-per-comic and that it falls outside of the range of inflation. This is similar to housing costs, car costs, and other costs associated with the way our economy is growing. In part, because our government borrows and spends willy-nilly, the people in turn borrow and spend willy-nilly with the outcome that costs rise because people are willing to spend the money which means that companies charge more, it becomes sticky, and then they don’t want to charge less. It’s all a nasty cycle that recessions, but more so depressions, are meant to fix. But because it is also political suicide to allow the market to correct itself, something that Congress is not willing to allow to happen.
With the (very) simple economics lesson out of the way, it is important to note that I broke some of my reading teeth on comic books. I discovered the Transformers comics when I was somewhere around the age of twelve or fourteen and purchased a shrink wrapped package of three. I read and re-read those comics again and again and as I grew older, made my own money, and decided what to spend it on, comic books were my thing. Back in the day I was a fan of Marvel Comics, hated DC Comics, and spent more money than I have any idea how I ever came up with it on various occasions. I even had a pull list at the local comic book store and spend quite a bit of money on used books as well. In fact, my (now defunct) collection of original Star Trek and Star Wars books (note: I really loved Splinter of the Mind’s Eye).
I am not a comic book collector anymore, though give me a good bookstore and some old titles (Marvel and DC now) and I am willing to sit and read. I have found that if I like a series enough I would just rather have the graphic novel (essentially, the collection of serialized (monthly) comics into a book) and read entire story arcs that way. Granted it is an adult attitude where I don’t need-slash-want to see what is new and the latest. At present, I am interested in the Fables graphic novels and haven’t purchased the last one or two novels as they’ve come out for lack of money. I did read one of them, and have most of the collection, but, you know, another story another day. I also started buying the Jack of Fables series of graphic novels but realized that offshoot of the series where the protagonist, Jack, is unreliable and the pictures do not match (necessarily) the story Jack is sharing and honestly, I don’t really care about Jack that much. Point in case, I do still (on occasion) buy graphic novels but not very often and certainly not of the superhero genre where they recycle characters and story lines and return to the beginning and then mess everything up and where no one really ever dies.
Fables is produced by Vertigo which is owned by DC and is a series that has a finite future. When the writer/creator is done telling his story the series will come to an end and Vertigo will replace it, or have already replaced it, with something else. As a result, readers can expect a couple of things: first, consistent storytelling because it is author/creator driven and not (often) handed off to someone else; and second, it will not be restarted, recycled, or rehashed until the original generation of fans become too sick of the storylines to care anymore.
On top of which, comic book art has changed so that all women are stick thin and large breasted (had a friend describe it as two olives on a toothpick once) and not physically possible, while all men are tall and buff and “V” shaped in the torso. There is nothing real about comic books and nothing that draws readers to actually believe that the fiction could be possible because people don’t look the way they do in comics. As a result of that, there are super-star artists who demand a lot of money for their work and get it, but at the same time also draw the cost of a comic book outside of the reasonable realm to purchase on a month-to-month basis. The outcome of that is (quite honestly) the very trend that make little fanboys go all wild over the artwork also make the comic books priced too high.
So, comic books are being priced too high. People who would want to buy them don’t care that much so much anymore. And the stories being told aren’t all that compelling to established (enough) people who could afford them. The outcome isn’t that comic books are a dead item, but that the large companies that produce them are producing them at a price that doesn’t meet the what the general public is willing or should be willing to pay. I mean, come on, the price of a standard paperback has gone up over the years but you can expect to spend between $6.99 and $7.99 for most mass market paperbacks and $12.99 and $14.99 for trade paperbacks. We won’t talk about hard cover (or cloth) novels. So, yes, inflation is a reality we have to deal with, but it is also a reality that does not support a sudden and unexpected rise in prices. More, the cost separation between, say, supermarkets or small bookshops and specialty comic book stores makes purchasing equally difficult as well.
The outcome, for me, is not that I think comic books are dying or even that a shift from paper-medium to electronic medium is wrong or a bad evolution, but that it is more necessary. For the electronic comic I read The Wotch, Girl Genius, and then some daily comic strips. I occasionally look around to see if there is anything interesting that I would also like to follow and for the most part find the answer is, “No.” At the same time, the Girl Genius comic is printed and I keep thinking I should buy the entire storyline up to what is currently online (as they do an online version before a print version) as well as start buying The Wotch comics in print format.
My point in all of this is, “Yes,” I think that the large comic book companies are pricing themselves out of a competitive stand and allowing smaller comic companies to enter the market with different and more unique material. At the same time, I think that comic books are definitely moving to a different format-slash-medium with smaller overhead printing costs and a more realistic graphic novel model than the serialized monthly comic books.
One of the problems some twenty and fifteen years ago is that a lot of companies will start a series and then delay publication because the penciler’s (principle artists) inker’s and colorer’s all have a process and that process doesn’t always fit into the monthly sales model that a lot of comic companies want (or advertise) to keep. This, by the by, was one of the reasons I stopped reading comic books in their serialized (month to month) format. If you end up waiting two or three months between installments the outcome is that reading installments becomes less important. And as a result, waiting six, nine, or twelve months for the the serialization to be put in book format is easier than the anxiety of waiting month-to-month. As a result, I have two stacks of comic books. The first stack is those (serialized) issues I purchased to learn about a specific character and includes graphic novels. The second stack (Vertigo :: Fables) is what I am interested in reading and find to be literary and not an action story with no real character development, no real consequences, and no longer commentary on politics, the world, or what is happening.
No. What I think is happening in the industry is that those who wish to follow comics will do so online. The model will include an inconsequential monthly fee to read the comic online on a day-to-day or week-to-week basis. And in the end Marvel and DC and other companies will end up with a print run of fewer graphic novels that make them more money. On top of which, the options sold for movies or television based on the characters will help supplement the costs and the revenue stream will change drastically. Heck, if I had any money I would start an online only comic book company and once a year would publish that years comic books into graphic novel format and then sell them on a per-ordered-publishing basis through places like Amazon.com and whatever the name of the website is, and other e-retailers.
So, comics are not dying. The current model is dying. And yes, I think there is a decent model and market for someone, or lots of someones, with a vision and the ability to follow through with it to make some real money.
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Driving Around Town and Ending Up at the Library
Posted by smokingpen in driving life, family, work on January 21, 2009
Woke up way early this morning, before the sun was up, played with Camper while Erin got ready, then gave Camper to Erin while I got ready, and then started the car, put Camper in the backseat in the base I moved (this morning) from Erin‘s car to mine, and then drove through town in the early morning light. We had an appointment we had to be too. Neither Erin nor I had really been there before, though Erin was pretty sure she’d been there before, and we were following mapquest directions with Erin as the navigator. Once we got there we spent a couple of hours. Discovered that 17 year old’s may not be the brightest people in the world. And when you run into a pair of women who had their babies on the same day and named them the same might also have the same father, though I am pretty certain that was just Erin‘s dad pointing out the conspiracy in the connections. Besides, who would want a couple of half-brothers with the same name? George Foreman, that’s who.
Erin made an appointment for this afternoon to discuss the changes in library sciences over the years and how those changes have caused librarians to have to adapt to necessary changes in technology through the years. Camper and I went with her and I got to wander around (Camper in arm) the library which was, at the same time, small and actually quite interesting. They have most of a series of books I’ve wanted for a while that are the collected folk and farm wisdom. They also had a book chronicalling the World Fairs of the turn of the century and how these fairs were the launching point of a lot of different inventions to include the telegraph, telephone, and record player. Sure, these are all old technology in light of text messaging, cell phone, and MP3 player. However, we don’t get to today without starting back when and the real outcome is that the World Fair’s led to Steve Jobs leading to Pixar and the iPod and all the way down to today. I’d recap but am done with that train of thought.
Yes, I am still looking for work. I have applied to a few different places ranging from technical writing to retail and the latter half of that is not super-positive. I did start the application process for Teach for America today. That should prove to be interesting. They want my GPA per year for as long as I was in school. They also want to know how much I worked and how I paid for school and how much I contributed to my own education. At that point, I decided to take a break from the application because having to come up with that information is a bit stressful to me. Plus, I don’t think I want to teach high school or pre-college anyway.
What I did learn today is that I don’t mind libraries with giant moose heads in them and with women who dote on my little boy. I should’ve taken a picture of the moose and posted it. Maybe the next time I am in there I will. I wonder if I could convince them to donate that to the John Hattaway needs a moose head on the wall organization?
Oh, and I created a page on Facebook and have ten fans. One of which I have no idea who she is. Well, not entirely true. There are three I don’t know. Two of whom know Erin. The other one, couldn’t connect her to me to save my life. Feel free to become my fan. This is an agrigator for when I do start publishing to push that information out. Thought I’d let y’all know.
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Inauguration Day
Posted by smokingpen in Politics, family on January 20, 2009
Yesterday Camper turned four months old. Granted, that is nothing in adult, older than 25 world; but for someone who is almost literally living every day as though it is the first, Camper is doing remarkably well and is happy and is changing like one would expect a baby to change. Yesterday also marked one month from the day we left Utah for places east. Unfortunately, I am still unemployed, but that is okay as I am still spreading my searching fingers and have at least one place that looks positive. In truth, I am hoping to find something that takes me off American soil for work, and Erin, and Camper with us.
As for the title, today, Barack Obama is now President Obama. That was rather fun to see. I voted for the man and then had Camper sitting on my lap as we watched the officials and important people (what makes them important???) file in. We watched as the presidential motorcade made its way from the White House to the Capital building. We watched as various individuals spoke and sang and performed. And then we watched as President Obama took the oath and then spoke. When that was done, as with most things, I was done watching. Camper slept a little here and there. So did Erin. But she was there with us and watched everything. Whether or not this will be something Camper can tell people he watched and was a part of, regardless of whether or not he remembers it, and he won’t since (as stated above) he’s all of four months old, is still to be seen. However, I have more faith in Obama than I did in McCain and certainly more than I had of the (now ex-) President Bush.
There are reasons. I’ve shared them in the past.
Erin had a good point today. She said, “Eight years ago someone with that last name would never have been president.”
I said, “Yeah. We would be seeing Hillary up there today instead of him.” Then I stopped and said, “No. We would’ve had a man up there. Just not Barack Obama. We don’t trust a woman, even Hillary, to lead us in a time of war.”
I found that interesting and true. We would’ve, as soon, linched Obama as vote for him. And by “we” I mean the majority of American’s. Though, it is interesting to note that most people would claim they are not the lynching kind. They are. Eight years ago would’ve proved that. Now I can’t wait for something important to happen that would allow us to see President Obama as a president. I think he will rise to the occasion. In truth, I think, given the candidates that ran, he is the best choice and the most capable.
With that out of the way, I don’t know what made today more special than, say, when GW was inaugurated. Or Clinton. Or anyone else. Sure, the media keeps telling us this is an historic day. And yes, anytime the leader of a large nation changes it’s pretty historic. And yes, I can even see history in the face of Obama as the first African-American president. That was exciting. But, as Erin said, he speaks well but didn’t really inspire today.
You see, I am of the opinion that the United States has been in a war since, oh, let’s say, 1914. There have been breaks. It got really hot in the early 1940′s. Calmed down for a little while. Then heated up again. We’ve been putting out our allies fires for a lot of years and building idiological walls against communism and socialism and all sorts of other -ism’s. And yet, we still remain in a state of war. Someday, when names like World War I and World War II and Korea and Vietnam and other conflicts are well and far behind us, some historian will name this war the Perpetual War. Or the American 100 Years War. Or something equally as pithy. We the people just get to live through it. Why does this matter?
Well, President Obama has promised to pull troops out of Iraq. I am for that. He has promised to actually do what we said we would do in Afghanistan. I am for that. What he has not done, and what we cannot expect him to do, is repeal the War Powers Act and as a result, like every other president before him since World War II, he signed it. It’s, once again, back into law. He will lead this country in a time of war. He has not served in the military. And as a result, I believe he will consider his actions far more carefully than GW did or for that matter even more carefully than Clinton. And that is important.
Today is a historic day.
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